First World Problems: Fedex You F'ing Tease

Yet again, Fedex is having intimate relations with a canine regarding a delivery. My old pair of sandals broke after years of service so I ordered a new pair. Shipped from Grand Rapids Michigan via FEDEX it was supposed to be here last Wednesday. As if. Wednesday rolls around and nope, no delivery and a message that delivery will be sent later. Thursday morning a notice via email that