Bad News for Selfish Fans

You have to understand that I'm beside myself today. After hearing about Madonna's 47th Birthday riding accident (horse trouble ---broken collarbone, etc...) my immediate thoughts went like this.

1. Ohmygod --What!?!
2. I totally forgot her birthday. my bad. Bad fan.
3. S@%^ This means her CD release will be delayed and maybe no tour? F%#@!!!
3. Yeah, this definitely means no tour. Or at least a delayed release of the album. It's not like she can make the videos with a broken collarbone... [editors note: this train of thought goes on for a long time. we won't bore you]

(it finally dawns on me)

4. wow. I'm selfish. I hope she's OK.
Get well soon Mo!