Smelling Babies and Teenagers

'I inhaled deeply. “Ummm, baby!” I exclaimed “What did you expect her to smell like? Dog?” asked my teenage son. I gave him a stink eye. “Babies smell good. You used to smell good when you were a baby,” I retorted. “I still smell good,” he argued. “No, now you smell like boy. Teenage boy. It’s a combination of dirty socks and too much body spray. That smell is only appealing to teenage girls